FENSHOUKUAILE,ZHAOJIESHIWODELE。

分手快乐，赵洁是我的了！

出自DENDI(乌克兰老司机)

DENDI一直以搞怪出名，不过他所在的NAVI战队成绩却是十分傲人的！一次与LGD的比赛临近结束，NAVI战队获得胜利，DENDI当着几万人看直播的面，在公共频道打出了fenshoukuaile,zhaojieshiwodele!这样一句话。

要知道，赵洁当时还是LGD战队队长小8的女朋友，两人之前因为一些摩擦闹了矛盾，甚至要分手。结果DENDI竟然在比赛中来了这么一句话！当时小8就忍不住回了句SHABI!

事后，DENDI道了歉，表示是别人教他这么说的，他也不知道什么意思。至于到底谁教的？有人说就是赵洁本人，有人说是赵洁的好友狐狸妈(430前女友)，至于到底是谁？笑笑就好~~

英文版：

Famed/funnyChinesequotesandtheirorigins

ThisshouldbeafunlittlebitonsomeChinesedotamemesandinsidejokes.Notall－enpassingorparticularlypoliticallycorrect,butfun.

1.“WhodoIpull!Tellme!Who!”（拉谁，说话，拉谁！！）

OriginatesfromtheTauntKing,rOtK.

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Inamatch,xB/rOtKwasonhisfavoredBatrider,andwasconfidentlytauntingandshoutingthis.Andthen…hegrabbedacreep,andthewholeworldlookedoninawe.

2.“GivemeSpectre,ifIlosethenI’llchopmyhandoff!”（给我幽鬼，卜赢就砍手）

FromHao,whenhehadfirstbrokenintothescenefornotlong.Asthesayinggoes,ayoungcalfdoesnotfearevenafearsometiger,andsoagainstastrongopponent,HaoconfidentlyrequestedhisteampickSpectreforhim.Fromthenon,“ChophandHao”wasborn.

3.“Justthat,sometimeswhenwelose,Ifeellikemyteammatesaren’tstrongenough.”（就是在很多输比赛的时候，我会感觉队友卜给力）

AcertainXuZhilei,orBurNIng.Withtherecentgameversionchanges,aswellasDK’s“1kick4drama”intheirbigpost－TI3rosterchange,acpaniedbysomefluctuatingperformancesfromBurNInghimself,somepeoplebroughtthisquoteupagain,andusedittosuggestcertainthingsaboutBurNIng.ThequoteitselforiginatedfromaG－1Leaguesometimeago.

Inactuality,afterthequotehewentonandsaid,“Butstill,Dotaisa5personteamgame…”Soofcourse,lossesshouldbetheresponsibilityofeveryone.Thisshowsthepoweroftakingpartofaquote,outofcontext.

4.“You’relikeafarmer!”（跟土农民一样）

ShoutedZhouatacertainofflineeventawhileback.ThiswasdirectedatnoneotherthanxB/rOtK,whoofcoursehadbeenbusy,andloud,shoutingandtauntingthroughout.Zhou,frustrated,resortedtothisretort—onewhichmusthaveangeredallthehardworkingfarmersinChina.Intheend,hisretortdidnotaffectrOtK,andultimatelyledtoZhoubeinggiventhe“FarmerZhou”nickname.

Sad…

5.“IreallyfeelbadforSansheng!”（真替狗哥不值）

RightafterZhou’sfarmerresponse,rOtKesbackwiththis.Itisinreferencetothefactthatjustpriortothisevent,Zhouandhisnewteam,iG,haddecidedthatSanshengwassurplustorequirements.“IreallyfeelbadforSansheng!Sansheng,isthisniceorisitnice??”andintheaudience,achorusof“nice!!”soundedinresponse,officiallymarkingZhou’stauntingasafailureinthefaceofrOtK.(rOtKtrashtalkingthefactthatiGwaslosingandhadkickedSansheng,perhapsSanshengstilldeservedtobeontheteam)

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6.“CometoDota1andseeifIdon’tbeatyoutillyoucry?”（来D1，卜把妮打哭？）

Thefamedwordsofalargelyunknownplayer,NL_KS,ahighlevelpubplayerandoccasionalsemi－petitiveparticipant.AtthetimepartofateamcalledGreedy.DuetoingtoDota2relativelylate,theywereonthelosingendofalopsidedbloodbath,andviewersweremercilesslymakingfunoftheirperformance.OurNL_KScouldn’tstophimselfanylongerandsentthismessageoutin－game,storminghiswayintotheranksofeternalinfamy.

7.“I’msorry,thispetitionIhavetowin.”（对卜起，这个比赛我要赢）

From2009.Inasolomidpetitionsomeyearsago,thefinalswas2009versusLongDD.Upon2009′sAlchemistgettingacourierkillintheriver,heconfidentlytypedoutthismessage.Ofcourse,intheendhedidinfactwin.

8.“Iwasn’teventhemostnoob!”（我又卜是最菜的）

Onceagain,wordsfromrOtK.Inthisyear’sbigDKrosterchange,everyoneexceptBurNIngwasslatedtobereplaced.RotK,astheofflaner,hadlongbeendescribedbyfansasafeederandaweaklink.Inasubsequentinterview,rOtK,unabletoaccepthisnewreality,gaveusthisquote.

9.“I’mnota**ingdumbass,Ipersonallytookhertotheplane!”（我TM又卜是SB，我亲自送她上的飞机）

FromPISinafairlyrecentincidentrevolvingaroundagirlfriendofhis.Rumorswerethatshehadgoneofftocheatonhiminanothercity,soherespondedwiththisquoteinaYYstream,showingusallthatheisarealmanandknowswhatisgoingonaroundhim.Unfortunately,inthefaceofmoreevidence,ameretwohourslaterhewasbackonhisYYstreamsayingthat,“yesindeed,therumorsaretrue,I’vebeenplayed,let’sleaveitatthatmyfriends”.

10.“Wegavethispetitionawayforfree!”（这个比赛白送了）

OnceagainfromrOtK(dudeyou’realloverthisthing).RotKhadjustetoVG,playinghissameofflanerole.Tutuwasthecarryatthetime,andhadn’tbeenplayingwell,butwasshowingsignsofimprovement.VGwasplayingstrongerandstronger,butstill,Tutuwasunderpressureoffamilyillnessaswellasthethreatofbeingreplaced,andVGendeduplosingintheNEST.Afterwards,rOtKfeltthatitwasbecauseofTutu’svariousissuesthatcausedthisloss.Andthus,fansnowadayswillsay“Wegavethisawayforfree”wheneverVGloses.

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11.“Youcan’tletHaitaoTreadSwitch.”（妮卜能让海涛切假腿）

OriginatesfromHaitao,famousDotacaster,personality,andmakerofguidesandVODs.ThelegendgoesthatHaitao,oncehegetsTreads,thegameisover,youlost.HeoncekilledaCentaurwith6HeartsonlybyTreadswitchingonhisCM.HisAPMgoesover600withTreads.InactualitythequotecameaboutbecauseheoftentalksabouthowTreadswitchinghasmanyversatileuses,andhegoesonandonabouthowTreadsaregreatifyoucanswitchthemproperly,asifTreadswitchingisthekeytobeingagreatplayer.Whileitmaybeimportant,hisfansseizeduponthistopokefunatagenerallywell－lovedpersonality.

12.“Wewillnever20minuteGG.”（我们卜会20投）

WordsfromZhou.InaninterviewwherehewasaskedaboutthedifferencesbetweenDotaandLoL,Zhou’sbrainshortcircuited,and,deliveredwithasmallsmile,thiswasthebesthecouldeupwith.Thetragedyis,inimmediatelyfollowingmatches,Zhou’siGendedupGGingin16minutes,andthusthisquotebecameonethatZhoucannotescape.Inreality,Zhoulaterclarifiedthatthequotewasonethathewasinstructedtosaybytheorganizationforpromotionalpurposes…butatthispoint,whocares?

13.“Shadowfienddoesn’tsuitthisversionanymore.”（SF已经卜适合这个版本了！）

SaysDanche,orNekomata,famedretiredproplayerandcurrentGamefymentator.Inagameagainstforumfans,theopposingmidplayerpickedSF.Aftersomethought,NekomatapickedHuskar,hisfavorite,andutteredthewords,“IwanttoprovethatShadowfiendisnolongersuitedtothisversion.”Theresultwasthatbeforehehitlevel6,hehadalreadybeendismantled,witha0－5statline.“HowcouldthatRazehavehitme?”“It’sokay,Iamnotthekindofplayerthatpletelyfallsapartfortherestofthegame!”Andthenhecontinueddying,andcontinuedwritingthispageofhislegend.

Nexttohim,fellowmentatorBBCquipped,“ItlookslikeShadowfiendisstillprettysuitableforthisversion.”Fromthenon,HuskarbecamecloselyconnectedwithNekomata!

14.“ApartfromB－God,alltheothercarriesareaboutthesame”（除了BB，其它carry都一样）

小主，

ThesewordsofpraisecamefromLGD’sxiao8duringaWPC－ACEinterview.ThiswasnotonlyashoutouttoBurNIng,placinghimasthebenchmarkforcarryplay,itwasalsoaconfirmationofLGD’sability,suggestingthatnomatterwhatcarryes,LGDisgoodenoughtoperformatthetoplevelwiththeplayer.However…duetosomeinconsistentplayinrecentmonths,somefanstookthisquoteandtwistedittomeanthatalltheothercarriesareaboutthesame,andBurNIngisthelowerstandard…

15.“Iamwargod7,Iwilltradeyouoneforone!”（我叫战神7，和妮一换一！）

FromWarGod7,AKAsydm,thecoach.Inhiscameoappearancesasaproplayerwithteamsthisyear,justashisChineseIDsuggests,heoftengetstunnelvision.Asasolomidplayer,heisoftenseenjumpinginto1v3,1v4fights(ofcoursehelosesthem).Andheespeciallyseemstolovegoingfortradeswithopposingsupports.Maybehejustcan’tstandanyonethattriestoprovokehim.Sohegoesinandtradeshimselfforoneoftheotherteam,anyone!Hisskillisthereforeveryonetosee,andwehopethateveryonecancontinuesupportinghimonhisendeavorsinthescene,andsupportanaggressive,talentedplayer!

16.“Killkillkill!Helphelphelp!Oh**!”（干干干！救救救！阿西吧！）

InactiveproplayerZippO,activestreamer.Goodoldtimer,former5positionforDK,BurNIng’sbabysitter.

Imaginethisscenario:ZippOischargingintotheopposingside,shouting“Killkillkill!”butthenfindsthatheisnotBurNIngandcannot1v9.Almostdead,apanickedZippOstartsshouting“Helphelphelp!”instead,andhisteammates,seeingthathehasgoneintofeedmode,failtoheedhiscries,leavinghimtosigh“Oh**!”

17.“Ourporkballscontainbeefproduct!”（我们的猪肉粒含有牛肉成分）

From2009.Havingmadeitintheproscene,theintelligent2009startedhisownwebshops,oneofwhichsellssnacksandfoodproducts.Sharp－eyedfans,however,spottedthathisBeefballswerenotinfactmadewithbeef,andactuallyweremainlypork.2009,inresponse,repliedwiththis.

18.“Ionlyask,areyousatisfied?”（我就问妮，妮满卜满足？）

rOtk.InanofflinematchbetweenDKandTongFu,nosoundbarriers,fulltauntandshoutenvironment.

小主，

“Feed!Feed!Feed!Doyouevenknowhowtoplay!”

“Killme!Killme!I’lleatyouintwobites!”

“Ionlyask,areyousatisfied?”

“Hadenoughornot!?”

PoorbananaandHaohadneverseensuchasightbefore,andmust’vebeenscaredsilly…

19.“Theyplayasiftheycouldwin!”（打得跟要赢了一样）

longDDonhisYYstream.Duringhisstreams,heoftenrunsintoallkindsofadversariesandfoes.Theseopponents,everygame,eathimtryingtotakehimdown!ButourlongDDis,afterall,someonewithmafiaconnections,acertifiedbadass,andintheendthesekidsallenduplosingtohim.Chewingonhisbetelnut,sippingonhissoup,helightlyuttersthis,fullyshowinghowinsignificanttheyaretohim.

20.“Fenshoukuaile,Zhaojieshiwodele”（乌克兰老司机）

FromDendi.UponwinningagameagainstLGD,Dendisaysthisinfrontoftensofthousandsofviewers.Atthetime,ZhaoJiewasstillxiao8′sgirlfriend,thoughthingswereunstableandwereheadingtowardsbreakup.Xiao8writesback,“Shabi!”,or“Dumbcunt!”.Afterwards,Dendiapologized,sayingthatsomeoneelsehadtaughthimthistosay,andhehadnoideawhatitmeant.Asforwhotaughthim?SomesaiditwasZhaoJieherself,otherssaiditwasFerrari_430′sformergirlfriend,butwhowasitreally?Justlaughabitandmoveon~

21.“Atmostit’s50/50″（五五开，卜能再多了）

LongDD,onceaskedinacastbySansheng,togivehisthoughtsonthegameathand.Atthetimethescorewas26－3.